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Static Awards for Pinewood Derby

We already know that only one racer will have the fastest car but don't stop there. Why not recognize all the racers and their efforts. Every car has some feature that you recognize with an award. Here's a start on some ideas for those cars in your unit.

Most Likely to "Burn Rubber"
Most Likely to "Burn Plastic"
Most Likely to Go into Orbit	. . . . space related themes
Most Likely to Escape Gravity
Most Likely to Blast Off
Most Likely to Take Wing
Most Likely to "Pop Wheelees"
Most Likely to "Peal Out"
Most Likely to Crash The Indy 500
Most Likely to Appear in Death Race 2000
Most Electrifying Car
Most Combustible Looking Car
Most Indestructible Car
Most Powerful Looking Car
Most Likely to Get a Ticket
Most Interesting Design
Most Aerodynamic Design
Most Creative Use of Lead
Most Likely to "Spoil" Your Day               .. For a car with a prominent spoiler
Most Likely to "Go Turbo"
Most "Micro-Machine" Aware                   ..For an extremely small car
Best Camouflaged Car
Best Roadster Design
Best Paint Job Award
Best Design 
Best of Theme Award 
Best Use of Color Award 
Best Use of "Cool Stripes"
"Reddest" Car Award
"Greenest" Car Award
"Bluest" Car Award
"Blackest" Car Award
"Sleekest" Car Award
"Slickest" Paint Job Award
"Sharpest" Looking Car Award
"Speediest" Car Award
"Diesel" Be a Fast Car Award
"Waviest: Looking Car
Faster Than a Speeding Ticket Award 
Fast as Lightning Award
Fastest Car Standing Still Award
Hardest Car to Find
Tiger in his Tank Award
Smoothest Finish
The Mean, Green, Machine Award
The Warp Factor Two Award... Engage!
The "Nitro Burner" Award
The "Super Stocker" Award
The "Knight Rider" Award
The "Dark Knight" Award
The "Sonic Boom" Award
The "Checkered Flag" Award
The "Blue Lightning" Award
The "Sleeper" Award
                                              Thanks to Kevin Mead, Pack 686, for many of the suggestions

These are a little more tongue in cheek or maybe even vicious and are intended only for "appropriate" situations:

The "Looks Like Dad Built It" Award

The "Over Supervised" Award

The "Calendar" Car

The "Cubmaster's Slowpoke" Award

The "Best Use of Adult Help" Award

The "Slowest Car to Cross the Finish Line" Award        . . . .  Actually an award hard to win!

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