Aliases: Asscan, Ashtunes, Big Reverb

D.O.B.: 07/1967

S.S.N.: 033-64-XXXX

Address:

  3343 IBIS ST.
  SAN DIEGO, CA 92103-5312                   

Phone #: 619-847-4960

Trade: House painter

Band: Tornado Magnet

Girlfriends: Deb Abell (Edgewater Grill), Meredith L. Anders (3rd Ave.)

Best Friend: Wayne Gonyea (EFI Vutek, Inc.)

Character Faults: Liar, manipulator, backstabber, user, coward, water waster, smoker, meat eater, rude, sexist, selfish, thoughtless, untidy

Physical defects: flab, impotence