| Quit Honking! I'm Reloading! | I may be slow but I'm ahead of YOU! | Don't laugh! It's paid for! |
| Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. | Out of my mind, Back in five minutes. | I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I can't spare any. |
| I am NOT spoiled! I'm not! I'm NOT, I'M NOT! | Bad cop. No doughnut. | Retr... Rerti...Rtir... I don't work any more! |
| The meek shall inherit the earth - 6' x 6' x 3' | My other car is my shoes! | If you can read this, You're more literate than most! |
| Don't mess with Texas! (You might get some on you!) | If at first you don't succeed, You're about average! | Born free... taxed to death! |
| D.A.R.E. to keep your cop out of the doughnut shop. | Don't wash this car! (the dirt holds it together!) | They who laugh last, didn't get the joke. |
| I don't think we're in Kansas any more, Toto. | The meek will inherit the earth What's left of it, anyway. | My Wife's car is a broom! |
| Friends don't let friends drive a Ford | As long as there are tests, There will be prayers in school! | Friends don't let friends drive a Chevy |
| I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! | Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy. Other Times I Let Her Sleep. | My Wife's car is a broom! |
| Will work for food. Will beg for sex. | I'm not spoiled, Just well taken care of. | I'm a Blonde What's YOUR excuse? |
| Wink! I'll do the rest. | Just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt! | Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control. |
| Stop repeat offenders! Don't re-elect them! | You CAN trust the government. Just ask an Indian! | Taxation WITH representation ain't so hot either! |
| If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and make lots of money! | If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy! | I'm not spoiled, My Daddy just loves me! |
| Discourage Inbreeding Ban country music | Work harder - millions on welfare depend on you! | Hey! It's HARD to be a Princess! |
| Seen on California cars | ||
| Welcome to California. Now go home! |  NY?I-5 North, I-80 East. | "I feel the earth move under my feet" |
| Life begins at 150 MPH | If you're behind me, You're where you belong! | Forget World Peace Use Your Turn Signal! |
| Don't drive faster than your angel can fly! | Happiness is... A belt fed weapon! | I'm not driving FAST... I'm flying LOW! |
| (Stay Tuned. More coming! Submissions accepted.) | ||
| More Coming! | More Coming! | More Coming! |
