Ring 1
	You COULD be a redneck if...		Weird Laws
	Politically Correct (Or just plain stupid?)		Hmmm...
	I Know Bubba!		Oxymorons (no, they're not stupid cattle!)
Ring 2
	If Bill Gates Had Been from the South		English is a Crazy Language
	Read All About It! (strange headlines)		Stress Dieting
	Microsoft Navigator?		The Truth About Rejection
Ring 3
	Things You'll Never Hear Men (or Women) Say		Ya Ever Wonder?
	You KNOW It's Going to be a Bad Day When...		You Know You're Getting Old When...
	Do You Have a Dirty Mind? And the Answer Is...		Farmer Joe's Accident
Ring 4
	The Perfect Shot...		Slam the Windows!
	You COULD be a Yankee If... (Rednecks Revenge?)		Do You Have a Southerner in Your Office?
	How to be Annoying Online		The Sahara Desert
Ring 5
	Bumper Snickers		Southern California Freeway Schedule
	Three Old Men		The Chili Cookoff
	An Open Letter from Barbie to Mattel		Some Thoughts on Aging...
Ring 6
	Rules for calling "Shotgun"		Kids! (Parents, your problems are not unique!)
	Celebrate!		Hasty marriage?
	Computers: Male or Female?		The Smuggler
Ring 7
	Support call to Etch-A-Sketch?		News of the Dumb
	Umm.. I Mean...		I Cannot Do That, Officer.
	Women Drivers!		The Letter
Ring 8
	The Revenge of the Blondes?		What Do YOU Think It Is?
	Remember When....?		A Quote for Him and Her.
	Psst! It's a Secret!		A Smoking Problem!
Ring 9
	Am I Embarrassed!		The Invention of Football
	You KNOW You're Stressed When...		It's a Blonde Thing!
	Some Things to Think About?		The Panda
Ring 10 (Battle of the Sexes?)
	Why Beer Is Better Than Women.		Seminars for Males
	The Truth About Women		Male Bashing
	Why Men Are The Way They Are		A Woman's Random Thoughts
Ring 11
	You Know You Live in Northern New York When:		The Spelling Checker
	The Suicide		Paint My Lines
	My Wife		What Am I?
Ring 12
	The Potato Garden		About Redheads
	The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly		You Could be from Alabama If:
	Inane Ponderings		Top 10 Things a Dad Would Never Say
Ring 13
	You Could be Drinking Too Much Coffee If...		Speaking of Coffee
	Nonstandard Creamer		The Case of the Missing Cow
	The Elderly Couple		Who's to Blame?

 

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