Politically Correct?
(or just plain stupid?)
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- Light's out upstairs.
- No grain in the silo.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Shoe size is bigger than IQ.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- Several nuts short of a full pouch.
- Skylight leaks a little.
- Slinky's kinked.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
- I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
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